In
the beginning, God (in the form of form of Hilly Kristal) created
CBGB-OMFUG on New York City’s most disreputable street (never mind
that in the 1890’s it was the most fashionable entertainment
district), the Bowery. CBGB’s was a true dive and a fitting place
for punk to be born (the Ramones started playing there at the end of
1974). It was the Holy of Holies for punk rock for well over a
decade, a place where miracles took place, musicians were elevated to
sainthood, legends were born, etc, etc. I could fill up a whole page
just listing the legendary bands and musicians who played there!
Cheap beer and cheap admission along with an anything-goes atmosphere
and open band rooms made it a heaven for 70s punk rockers. The
drinking age was 18 and most punks were college age. Drugs were
everywhere. Fans took off all their clothes and Stiv Bators got a
blowjob on stag; nobody objected. I had to crawl across the stage to
get in the toilet and never knew what I’d find when I stumbled into
it, as often as not an orgy in progress. Hilly was not just a
money-grubbing capitalist no, he also managed bands like the DEAD
BOYS (r.i.p.) and knew all the ins and outs of the punk scene. Vinyl
moments of those days are the double LP Live
at CBGB
and Night
of the Living Dead Boys.
For a while, CB’s was our little secret, a place where you could
see the TALKING HEADS and THE RAMONES playing back-to-back from a
distance of 2 feet for a few bucks.
But
nothing so good can last forever. Around 1978 punk was getting
trendy, and jet-setters would fly into town, ask what was new and
exciting, and be told: go to this weird club on the Bowery. So they
flocked to CBGB’s. We had some fun trying to freak out the
jet-setters in their jewels and minks, half of whom would leave about
10 bars into the first song. But, following the law of supply and
demand, door prices soared til they reached the stratospheric level
of $10 (that’s probably over $20 in today’s inflated dollars). So
capitalism doth make paupers of us all. The natural result was that
the punx went elsewhere.
Mainly
to Pete Crowley’s Max’s Kansas City, on Park Avenue South at 17th
St., from ‘76 on a competitor and then a worthy successor to CBGB’s
glory, it’s sound preserved on THE HEARTBREAKERS Live
at Max’s
LP. Bands played upstairs and ate at the restaurant downstairs. Other
clubs proliferated when the punks stopped going to CB‘s; the
celebrity-studded Mudd Club downtown, Hurrah’s uptown, Trax, Tier
3, Irving Plaza (where I saw THE BUZZCOCKS and the GANG OF FOUR
together when both were largely unknown to New Yorkers); these places
attracted a lot “new wave” trendies and rich kids to punk rock
shows, but Max’s was the real punk hangout.
All
these clubs were run to make money, and that is an existential
dilemma of punx, who have none. In some ways, the best club of all at
the end of the 70’s was Studio 10, run by the anarchist Yippies at
10 Bleeker Street, a pebble’s throw from CBGB’s. Admission was
$3, the audience practically surrounded the stage, the Yips handed
out free marijuana and sold Heineken for .50 a bottle, you could
sleep over if you didn’t want to go back to Long Island at 4AM and
best of all, a huge balcony was furnished with nothing but an
enormous mattress, where you could fuck up a storm while watching a
band play 20 feet away. Studio 10’s vinyl monument is on the 7”
The
Only Record in the World
by Mykel Board’s original band ART, where you can hear the band
getting booted off the stage in a moment of ironic triumph.
HARDCORE TAKES OVER
As
Max’s and Studio 10 died and hardcore came in around 1981,
salvation took the form of little club called A7, owned by Dave
Gibson at the corner of Avenue A and East 7th
St. A7 was originally a tiny after-hours bar which allowed punx (led
by Stephen of the FALSE PROPHETS) to book all-ages, all-hours, 10
bands-for-$5 marathons and wasn’t out to make money off these
shows. Most of the kids didn’t even drink! You could hang out there
as long as you liked. The band ISM even recorded a song about it,
“A7”. Alas, I can’t personally testify to A7’s legendary
greatness, since I was in prison during the six months it was going
in 1981.
The
jet-setters having stopped coming to CBGB’s, Hilly opened up the
club to hardcore matinees in ‘80-’81, and they became a $5-$7
feature every Sunday for most of the 80’s. For punx the matinees
brought a new renaissance of the CBGB’s magic, aided by the best
club sound system in New York, tho the evenings were lost to new
wavers except for the occasional punk nite shows. The tables were
cleared to make room for a slam pit and the stage was rebuilt. These
were the glory years of NYC hardcore.
There
were problems, mainly fighting and bully-bouncers (the Hell’s
Angels were brought in a couple times to restore a semblance of
order). Hilly got less and less involved and turned on-site control
of the matinees over to his ex-wife Karen (popularly known as The
Witch) who specialized in prohibitions and gradually tightened the
rules. This was largely in response to lawsuits by parents of injured
kids.
By
1986, metal influences were strong, the drinking age had been raised
to 21 and strict carding kept out anyone under 16, a girl would get
thrown out for taking a bra off, the rent was soaring, beer was
expensive, and money was ruling more and more. Several times Hilly
ended the matinees because of the violence (most of it actually in
front of the club rather than inside) only to resume a few months
later. Eventually, even stage-diving was banned. But the end of the
CB’s matinee came in November 1985, leaving numerous live
recordings to posterity as well as a book, Roman Kozak’s This
Ain’t No Disco: The Story of CBGB.
It’s worth taking a look at the club today just to soak up the
history and vibes of the place, and punx have found the next-door
pizza bar to their liking, but punk shows there are few and far
between these days, the most recent one being a cozy Xmas Day
semi-party with the FALSE PROPHETS and IRON PROSTATE (and me reading
“A Visit From St. Vicious”).
There
were other clubs in the heyday of hardcore: Irving Plaza, looking
like nothing so much as a high school gym, run by Polish war
veterans; Danceteria; the old Peppermint Lounge (Sunday nite hardcore
show with 3 bands for $5 at W. 45th St.); Great Gildersleeves, a big place adjacent to CB’s doing
hardcore shows in ‘83-’84; Tin Pan Alley, a small bar at W. 52nd St., run by a radical lady named Maggie who use to subsidize
experimental and politically radical bands, paying them a flat fee of
$200 per nite and charging absolutely nothing to get in. Tin Pan was
where, of you were lucky enough, to hear about it, you could go see
the BUTTHOLE SURFERS play for 2 straight hours, all for free: Club
policy was never to advertise. It’s closing in ‘88 was a major
loss.
The
old Rock Hotel on Jane Street near the Hudson River was the biggest
of all the clubs, doing Saturday nite shows for 800 punx in a great
setting, starting at $5 admission in 1984, bringing in the best of
the touring bands and putting a bunch of headliners on a single bill,
with dancing after the bands continuing to 5 or 6 am. Unfortunately,
the owner Chris Williamson, was really a money-grubbing metalhead, so
when the old joint closed he started renting out the Ritz and the
World, becoming just another exploiter with storm troopers for
bouncers; he feuded with the Alternative Press and Radio Council and
eventually most punx wished him a speedy trip to hell. He’s still
luring “punk” bands into doing $25 shows, alas. The only other
large club going now is the Marquee, with shows every couple months
or so in a decent venue.
PUNK
POWER: ABC NO RIO
Now
let me tell you about ABC No Rio, at 156 Rivington Street just above
Delancey in the Hispanic Lower East Side. In the latter 80’s, Bob Z
used to put on “punkture” shows there. I lived a couple of blocks
away in ‘87 when I went to a show where 3 bands from punk’s art/
experimental/ noise wing were deliberately trying to clear out the
audience. They were making progress in that direction but were still
a ways from their goal when suddenly shots rang out; a disputed drug
deal upstairs was the reason, but the sound of gunfire was certainly
more effective than the punkture bands in emptying the club.
Well,
ABC came back in late 1989 under the guidance of Mike Bullshit (now
departed for Texas or Iowa), and is still going strong (as this is
written in mid-July 92) as a punk-run club with Saturday matinees
from around 4 to 8 pm, 3 or 4 bands for $5; all-ages, of course. Neil
does the bookings, which vary greatly in quality. Upstairs is an art
gallery where kids sell records and zines and Food Not Bombs sell
food not bombs (usually cold pasta and brownies); a great
conversation place. There’s a backyard with occasional bar-b-ques
and an American flag pissing wall (feminists can complain til
doomsday, but this target practice is one pleasure especially
reserved for boys). Downstairs is where the bands play on a small
pillar-infested stage. You can bring in your own beer and go nude if
you want; it’s punk-run by an informal collective and has very few
rules; no bottles inside or smoking downstairs, no fighting (almost
never happens), no racist, sexist or homophobic bands. A great,
friendly place. It’s main problem is that most of the bigger
touring bands won’t play there since it’s too small to make much
money, tho it’s tons of fun.
The
artistic group which has charge of the space and lets us punx do our
thing on Saturdays does other shit like poetry readings and art
happenings on other days. For years they’ve been in a legal fight
with the City of New York, which of course is trying to throw us out
and turn the place over to the cobwebs. For all I know, by the time
this is printed the place will have been closed. So check it out
while you have a chance! To find out who’s playing there (and at
any other venue in the New York metro area) just call (212) OPEC-SID
at any hour. Glenn, my worthy successor as the voice of Sid, changes
the 3 minute tape on Thursdays and Mondays. I’m trying to get a
punk coffeehouse started there if the city doesn’t throw us all
out.
And
after ABC? Who knows; all I can say is that the punk energy continues
and so far has always found another place to gather. On to Brooklyn?